Jo nahi tha Ishq to keh dia hota Maa chudany ki zarurat kya thi

Larki k inkar pr masom c ek Ghazal.

Yun hum ko satany ki zarurat kya thi
Gaand meri jalany ki zarurat kya thi

Jo nahi tha Ishq to keh dia hota
Maa chudany ki zarurat kya thi

Maloom tha agr ye khuwab toot jaye’n gy
Neend mein aa kr chudwany ki zarurat kya thi

Ishq pr lagti rahegi hr daur mein pabandi
Ek aashiq ki Gand phatwany ki zarurat kya thi

Maan loon agr ye yaktarfa mohabbat thi
Par mjhy dekh kr ma ki lorri muskuranay ki zarorat kiya thi ,

Itni Lagai Muth K Topa Suja diya!

Muddat Se thi uski Lenay Ki Aas

Deedar-e-Choot Ko Dil Main Daba Diya

Kisi Ne Di Khabar Us K Chudnay Ki Raat Ko

Itni Lagai Muth K Topa Suja diya!

Lun Thora Aur Bara Ho Jayega!

Katra Katra Samandar Bun Jayega

Dekhtay Dekhtay 2010 Aa Jayega

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Mujh Se Gaand Merva Lo

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condom charhae bathe hain.

Khushbu jism pe lgaye bethe hain

Sham se diye jalai bethe hain,

Hamari devangi tu dekho

Apko raat mai aana hai

Aur Hum dopahar se condom charhae bathe hain.

Lun pe apne tujko swar karenge

Khulam khula hum tera balatkar karenge

Teri izat ko sub k samne tar tar karenge

Tail laga k pehle tujko tayar karenge

Phir unglian de k tujko beqarar krenge

Lun pe apne tujko swar karenge

Phir apne lun ko tere aar par krenge

Kabi andr kabi bahr kr k mazedar krenge

Ye kaam hum her itwar krenge

Chod chod k tujko maldar krenge

Jab paisay na huay to udhar krenge

Agar bura laga tjko to kbi kbar krenge

Agar teri adat bun gae to bar bar krenge

Phudi Da

Har koi karda a armaan Phudi da,

Phudi te marda a insan phudi da

Ae Katrina kadun avey gi hath mere

Ae kadun marey ga sala salman phudi da

Kinj hovy meri sehat changi

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Aey mela phudian da kadon hovy khatm

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Q mashuq thalay nhi aandi

Onu pata a k hovy ga nuqsan phudi da

Aey sms 10 lokan nu send kr

Nhi tey

Kavey ga tenu sara jahan phudi da,

gand pht jaegi.

Phir na sile gi agr gand pht jaegi.

Zindgi jhant nhi jo phir a jaegi.

Jo apne ap na de Zbrdasti lelo uski.

Wrna zindgi masti me nhi,Muth mrne me kat jaegi.

gaand mein keera hy

Ye duniya kaisi duniya hai?
Yeh duniya kaisi duniya hai?
Jahan aik tarasta khanay ko
aur dooja bund mranay ko
aik ladla papa jaani ka
aur dooja kuss mraani ka
ik nanga hai majboori se
to dooja hai mazdoori se
aik ka abba nau do gyara
aik k abbay pooray baara
aik ki bv sexy hai
aur doojay ki bv taxy hai
aik k ghar mein kutta hai
dooja ghar mein kutta hai
aik k daant mein keera hai
aik ki gaand mein keera hy
Ye dunya kaise….

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Teri surat mere dil main aise bas gai hay,

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Agr tumhari gand pr itne bal na hote.